Marshall: Okay, this is the right thing to do. You got to go up there and break up with her for real.
Barney: And don't worry, if anything happens, just scream, we'll come rescue you.
Ted: Okay.
[five minutes later, Ted comes crashing down the stairs:]
Ted: Did you guys not hear me screaming up there?
Barney: Aw, I feel so awful. We went to get subs. We got you one though. [Marshall shakes his head] We didn't get you one.