Lily: But that was last night. I mean, it's not like...
[flashback to a few minutes ago:]
Ted: Listen, Jeanette, we really need to have a serious talk about our...
Jeanette: [wearing Ted's red cowboy boots] So, did Lily leave these boots here or was it some other bitch?
Ted: Marshall, Barney, help me!
Jeanette: I don't think they're coming.
Ted: I guess not.
[Ted and Jeanette kiss]
[present:]
Ted: It's those red boots. They just look sexy on everyone.