Quote from Ted in P.S. I Love You
Marshall: Aha! You see? People don't put fire alarms out in front lobbies for just anyone to prank pull. They put smoke detectors up on the ceiling. Ted: Hold on. I'm beginning to think that you guys didn't come here to see my new lectern. Are you implying Jeanette started a fire? Marshall: Dahmer. Ted: Dobler. She's John Cusack. I'm Ione Skye. And there is nothing weird about that.