Ted: And I was charmed by Jeanette finding me. Hence, she's a Dobler.
Marshall: Don't you think it's a little convenient how that fire alarm happened to randomly go off?
Ted: What are you saying?
Barney: Ted, does she have enormous cans?
Ted: No.
Barney: Then what we're saying is she's a crazy stalker bitch who pulled that fire alarm, and you should run screaming.