Ted: What- What- What are you looking for?
Barney: Your phone. There's got to be some pictures of her in here. Damn it. no. Those are all worthless. I need some one-night-stand material, Ted. Oh. Oh. Here's your mom. Hello, Virginia.
Ted: Um, my mother is not one-night-stand material.
Barney: Yeah, you're right. It wasn't night and we weren't standing. Hey-oh!
Ted: That didn't happen.
Barney: You're right. It didn't. [clicks tongue and winks]
Ted: You just winked.
Barney: No, I didn't. [clicks tongue and winks]
Ted: You just did it again!