Quote from Barney in Ring Up
Barney: God, I am so glad I am done chasing bimbos. Now that I'm engaged, that whole part of my life just seems sad and empty. I don't want this to sound too harsh, Ted, but you disgust me. Ted: Until a month ago, your headboard had a lube dispenser. Robin: Uh, yeah. We got rid of that, okay? Barney: Yeah.