Ted: Hey, hey, you're the one who begged for a proxy bang. And while we're on the subject of family, I'm pretty sure you banged my mom. Mom beats sister.
Barney: I never banged your mom. [clicks tongue and winks]
Ted: You just did the winking thing again!
Barney: No, I didn't. [clicks tongue and winks]
Ted: Fine. Hey, Barney, let me ask you something. Were you, uh, feeling a little sore this morning? Especially... [whispers in Barney's ear]
Barney: [gasps] Friendship over!