Quote from Barney in Ring Up
Ted: [on the phone] She doesn't have daddy issues, she has granddaddy issues. I'm ending it. Barney: Ted, I beg of you, don't quit on a body that won't quit. Ooh, ooh, that'll go sweet on a bumper sticker. That's going in the journal. Ted: Wait, did you steal my dream journal? Barney: No! Now, get back in there before all your teeth fall out and you're naked in front of Shaker Heights High School in a play you never rehearsed for. Ted: Bastard!