Quote from Marshall in Band or DJ
Marshall: Okay, Ted. Bar. Now. Lily: Nice try. You're gonna stick me with that baby, so that you guys can spend five minutes sorting out his love life followed by an hour of you getting drunk and pretending to be in The Departed. Marshall: You know what? I'm sorry, Lily. Okay? But I just need to know. [Boston accent] Are you a cop? Ted: [Boston accent] I'm not a cop! Marshall: Are you a cop? Ted: I'm not a cop!