Lily: Bad news. That wedding band you wanted is booked for May 25.
Ted: Oh, no. What are you gonna do? Oh! Oh, hey! Here's an idea.
Lily: Oh, God, Ted, if you suggest a deejay...
Ted: Far from it. I was gonna suggest a band. A band called Kool and the Gang. Robin, would you like for me... to get Kool and the Gang to play at your wedding?
Robin: Uh, yeah, I guess so.
Ted: And would it be okay if they invited their friends, Beyonce and ABBA, and the Bee Gees and Journey and Queen? What? What are you say... How... How is that even possible? I'll tell you how. You hire a deejay. Wicka-wicka-wicka! Burn.