Robin Sr.: I'm glad you could meet me here at my favorite restaurant. Carol and I come here all the time.
Robin: I... You... When... Da... Who's Carol?
Robin Sr.: Oh, right. You... You haven't met Carol. Um, very special woman. Forty-eight years old, dental hygienist, no kids. Likes Zumba. She's the reason I moved to New York City.
Robin: Eight months ago. Thanks for the call, by the way.
Robin Sr.: Well, I figured you knew. It's on my Facebook page. You really should respond to my friend request. I post a lot of great stuff. Are you familiar with memes? There's a cat who says, "I can has cheezburger?"