Marshall: So, when you said "surprise in your house," what you really meant was "surprise in the poorly lit windowless basement of your house."
Daryl: Oh, you guys are gonna love what I have to show you. I am so excited, I could just cry and laugh and scream and just punch the wall over and over and over and over and over!
Marshall: Could we just see it, like, up in the living room or anywhere less... gimp-storagey?
Daryl: I just realized I want to take a picture of this. I want to put your faces on my mantel like a trophy. Like a trophy!
Marshall: Aah...!
Lily: Aah...!
Barney: [holds up a piece of paper reading "Aaaahhh!!"]