Quote from Barney in The Over-Correction
Barney: Patrice, I have done some sleazy stuff to seduce women, but I want to be a better person. You make me want to be a better person. Patrice: I can't be with a man who has a playbook. Barney: I understand. [Barney puts the playbook in the bin and lights it on fire] Patrice: Whoa. Lily: Whoa! Robin: Whoa! Ted: Whoa! Is that my garbage can?!