Quote from Robin in Twelve Horny Women
Robin: Okay, well, to be fair, I may have slightly exaggerated my badass story, too.
[flashback to Robin alone in her hotel room:]
Robin: Oh, sorry. Uh, no, thank you, housekeeping. I've already made my bed. And I only used one washcloth, so it's...
Man: Congratulations, Miss Sparkles. On behalf of the Manitoba Hotel and Curling Rink Association, we'd like to thank you for being the nicest, most well-behaved hotel guest ever.
Robin: Oh, yippee!
Ted: What a loser!