Quote from Marshall in Twelve Horny Women
Marshall: But I realized, if Brad could call a quack as his star witness, then so could I. [silence] You'll get that in a second. [flashback:] Marshall: Meet Paddles, the duckling. [present:] Marshall: "Quack." Judge #1: Continue. [flashback:] Marshall: Little Paddles here just spent three months being nursed back to health. Why? Well, because he was found in Frog Lake suffering from acute dermatitis, a painful full-body rash, caused by who? Gruber Pharmaceuticals.