Future Ted: [v.o.] The next day, we all headed down to court to support Uncle Marshall.
Ted: Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.
Robin: I don't get it. That guy wasn't masturbating.
Barney: Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief.
Lily: Ted, you were never a badass.
Ted: Au contraire.
Lily: Off to a good start.