Ted: Ah! Here he is. The pride of St. Cloud, the environmental lawyer we've come to know and love. He's mean. He's green. He's not wearing the tie I bought him for the trial, but I'm not gonna mention it... Marshall "I Was Gonna Say 'Nice Tie'" Eriksen!
Robin: How you feeling, Counselor?
Marshall: Well, uh, I mean, at first that Brad thing had me rattled, but now I feel pretty good. I mean, for one thing, I don't have massive hemorrhoids. Sorry, buddy.
Barney: I don't have ma...