Barney: And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson. I'd like to thank all the ladies over the years with whom I've practiced fake romantic speeches. And, of course, Robin Scherbatsky for being so hypnotized by hog that she needed me to come and save her.
Robin: You know what? I didn't need your help.
Barney: You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside-out underpants.
Robin: I'll give you this. You were pretty convincing.
Barney: Hey, tricking good-looking idiots is kind of my thing.
Robin: No. I mean, you were really convincing.
Barney: Please. I was broing you out. I'm just glad he bought it so quick. Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.