Robin: Barney, what are you doing here?
Barney: Taking care of something you clearly can't do on your own. I'm sorry, but you and Robin are done.
Nick: What? Robin, what is this?
Robin: Uh, Barney, look, I know what you're doing, okay? Please stop.
Barney: Robin doesn't want to hurt your feelings because you're a nice guy. But she thinks you're stupid, and she hates you. You're welcome.
Robin: Stop doing this.
Barney: I love her, Nick.