Quote from Ted in Splitsville
Ted: Well, no doubt you're all wondering how the T-Squares' first game went. Lily: What squares? Ted: Picture a well-oiled machine. Barney: Your sewing machine? Ted: There were two seconds left on the clock. [flashback:] Ted: [v.o.] Aboubakar was all over me. And that's when all my years of architectural training came to my aid. I saw the space in a way my opponents never would. Ted: Yes! I told you guys I'd make one of these. [present:] Ted: Turns out those two points were taken away because apparently the ball went "out of bounds." But don't worry. I'm appealing to the league office.