Lily: And then there's that story you told about how you and Nick picked up that Danish exchange student and you all took a shower together.
Robin: I never told a story like that.
Lily: Well, no time like the present. Let's give this Danish ho a name. I'm thinking Nadia. Yeah. She sounds slutty and bi-curious.
Robin: What is wrong with you?
Ted: Your kid is right there. Maybe you wanna clean it up a lit...