Quote from Barney in The Autumn of Break-Ups
Woman: Oh, my God. Thank you so much for bringing Mr. Sprinkles back. Barney: Mr. Sprinkles... is a great name for a dog. Woman: Mommy missed you so much. Yes, she did. Did this nice couple take care of you? [Barney and Robin murmur in disagreement] Robin: That's a laugh. Ha. Big bro. I got to split. Yeah, I got to, I got to head back to the farm, where I live with my special friend Maureen. Whom I now realize is my lesbian life partner. Surprise. Okay. All right. Woman: So, would you like a drink? Barney: Best wingman ever.