Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: "Discipline." "How would you handle Marvin taking another kid's toy?" Barney? Barney: That's easy. [fantasy scene of Barney holding a belt] Robin: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ted: I'm calling Child Services. Barney: Wait for it. [fantasy scene with Barney talking to suited-up, six-year-old Marvin:] Barney: I'll return your $1,900 alligator-skin belt when you return that toy. Until then, you can wear this disgusting black-and-brown reversible belt. [Marvin cries] Hey, I don't like it any more than you do!