Quote from Ted in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: Ted, the category's all yours. Ted: Okay, here's what I would say. [fantasy scene with Ted sitting down next to six-year-old Marvin:] Ted: Well, Marvin, explaining where your parents are isn't gonna be easy. Even I, Lily and Marshall's best friend for almost 20 years, will have a hard time doing it. But I do know a guy who's very good at this sort of thing. Professor Infosaurus! [high-pitched voice] Hey, there, squirt! Death is a difficult yet unfortunate certainty. [reality:] Marshall: Good enough! Ted wins the round! Ted: Yes! Yes! You'll see. Professor Infosaurus will be a big, big hit with children. [the year 2030:] Future Ted: [v.o.] Isn't that right, kids? Moving on.