Quote from Robin in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Ted: This is ridiculous. I've known you for 16 years. I'm the obvious choice. Barney: Oh, come on, if Ted raises him, the poor kid's still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice. Robin: Hey, look, as the only one of us packing a vag, I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that. Plus, I can teach him how to bow hunt.