Barney: Ted, neither you nor Cleveland knows how to get over someone leaving them. Here's how you'd handle heartbreak.
[Barney's fantasy of Ted and fourteen-year-old Marvin talking about heartbreak:]
Puppet: [high-pitched voice] Cheer up, squirt. There are plenty of other wonderful women out there.
Ted: [sobbing] But I thought that she was the one.
Marvin: I'll be at Uncle Barney's.