Future Ted: [v.o.] But Lily and Marshall needed a nanny so they forged ahead with their search.
Lily: So “zero experience” as a nanny?
Woman: Right. But in rehab, I was in charge of the cats, and only two died. So I figured...
Mickey: [coughs] I'm available. [coughs]
[later, Marshall and Lily interview another woman:]
Marshall: How do you feel about spanking?
Woman: For eight bucks an hour, you can do whatever you want to me.
Mickey: [coughs] I'm available. [coughs]
Lily: Dad, we know.
Mickey: I wasn't talking to you.