Barney: Bangtoberfest is a flop. I can't think of an innovative way to bang chicks that properly honors my return to the game. Sure, I've tried some old reliables.
[flashback to Barney in MacLaren's dressed as a police officer:]
Barney: Ten unpaid parking tickets. I suppose there is one way I could... get you off. No. I've used that admittedly awesome line a thousand times. You're better than this, Barney.
[flashback to Barney dressed as a judge in MacLaren's:]
Barney: Well, the evidence is pretty incriminating... but I suppose there is one way I could get you off. Damn it!