Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, when you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.
Robin: Anyway, I should get going. I have to go get a key made for Nick for my apartment. Ha-burn.
Ted: Hey, maybe the locksmith who made the key I gave to Victoria will give you a deal. Oh, wait. He won't remember me. It was three weeks ago. Ha-double-burn.
Robin: Nick signed for a package when I wasn't there.
Ted: Victoria keeps tampons in my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!