Ted: Barney texted us that you guys were ganging up on him.
Marshall: So we're just here to ensure he doesn't sign anything he'll regret.
Arthur: I'm sorry, I don't think anyone here other than me is a lawyer. [winks at Lily] A well-paid, successful lawyer.
Marshall: I'm a lawyer. Actually, we worked together for years.
Arthur: Back off, stretch, I saw her first.