Barney: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits"? Why? What would you do with them?
Quinn: Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style.
Barney: That is just sick.
Quinn: Keep reading.
Barney: "Mr. Stinson is allowed to attend any function at the Playboy Mansion." Well, at least that's nice. [Quinn turns the page] "Provided he arrives in an urn."