Lily: What's your ex-fiancé doing at Ted's?
Victoria: Klaus came to me a few weeks ago. Since we broke up, he lost his job, he got evicted. He's miserable.
[flashback:]
Klaus: I'm so sorry. If I could just take a quick whore's bath in your kitchen sink, then I will skedaddle.
Victoria: Oh, Klaus, I wish that there was something I could do to help.
Ted: There is, little lady. I've got a guest room. You'll stay here till you're back on your feet.
Victoria: Are you sure? This is your apartment.
Ted: Shh. Think of this as our apartment.
[present:]
Robin: Oh. Hero Ted. He loves that move.
Lily: Yeah, for about five minutes, then he gets hero's remorse.