Lily: My God! What the hell does Barney think marriage is going to be like, anyway?
[flashback:]
Barney: Just a healthy, modern-day marriage, based on mutual respect between two equals.
[fantasy:]
Quinn: Ready for your wake-up lap dance, Master?
Barney: Aren't you forgetting something?
Quinn: [gasps] Oh, my God, it's 9:00 a.m.
Barney: Legally mandated morning pillow fight time!
Women: [chant] Best husband ever. Best husband ever.