Ted: Uh, excuse me.
Klaus: Oh, hey, it's you.
Ted: Ja, okay, I'm not sure what kind of vibe I was giving off before, but I am not interested in your schnitzel, okay?
Ted: No, no, no, no, no. God, no. I just have one quick question: Victoria seems like a great girl. Why wouldn't you want to marry her?
Klaus: Ach, okay, Victoria ist wunderbar. I'm sorry, wunderbar is the German word for wonderful.
Ted: Yeah, no, I know.
Klaus: Oh, you speak German? Sie sprechen Deutsch? Ich habe keine Freund, die Deutsch sprechen in Amerika und und es macht mir so einsam!
Ted: No. No, no, no. No, just... Just... Just the one word.