Holly: And that was the last time I'll ever go out with a guy with a mustache.
Ted: [inner monologue] This is good. This is nice. Not thinking about you-know-who. Just having a good time... and thanking God I didn't grow that mustache.
Holly: And you, you're so polite. My ex-fiance, Wayne, he had no manners.
Ted: [inner monologue] Wayne had no manners. Wayne Manners. Wayne Manor, home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman, mentor to Dick Grayson, his orphaned ward, who at night would don the colorful vestments of the Boy Wonder, a.k.a. ... Robin!
[Ted sees Robin]
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water, Ted.