Future Ted: [v.o.] With that, an argument began... the details of which are still hotly debated to this day. For instance, Uncle Marshall swears he never said...
Marshall: I 'm the only one making sacrifices for this baby.
Lily: What?
Future Ted: And he claims he never actually uttered the words...
Marshall: It's like you don't even know that you're pregnant.
Future Ted: While Lily insists this part was exaggerated.
Lily: Babies are easy. You just watch 'em be cute and feed 'em spaghetti.
Future Ted: But everyone agrees this is how the argument ended.
Lily: Marshall, what I need now is some peace, some quiet and, now that it's out there, some spaghetti. Now please help me off the couch so I can storm out. Huh!