Quote from Barney in Now We're Even
Barney: You don't want to go bungee jumping, fine. Tonight's The Night We Stole a Mummy from the Natural History Museum! [title: The Night We Stole a Mummy from the Natural History Museum] Ted: Yeah, I'm not doing that. Barney: Then get out your MetroCard, Ted, because tonight's The Night We Partied with the Mole People! [title: The Night We Partied with the Mole People] Ted: Barney, I have a Stouffer's lasagna for one in the freezer that is going to be unforgettable. I have a Sanford and Son on my DVR that I will take with me to my grave. I don't need tonight to be any more memorable than that. Barney: Okay, Sanford and Son does sound good. But if I could just present a counter argument... [closes Ted's door] You're locked out, dummy!