Security Guard: I.D.?
Robin: Oh. Um, that is me.
Security Guard: Ma'am, with all due respect, you're a wee bit older than that hottie.
Robin: For God sakes. You know, here I am, on national TV every day, and still a guy who spends his whole life sitting next to a giant picture of me has no idea who I am.
Security Guard: This isn't my whole life; I'm in a band. And we're gonna make it.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And, kids, they did make it. But I'll get to that later. ... You know what, I'm probably not going to get to that later. They had one song, it didn't suck, the end.