[flashback to 2003:]
Ted: So, you ready to watch the trilogy?
Marshall: I don't know. I mean, I really thought that by now I'd be a lawyer with a kick-ass mustache, but I still haven't even gotten into law school, and my facial hair just grows in patchy. Just red and patchy.
Ted: Come on. Your life's not that bad.
Marshall: Dude, I manage a Structure.
Ted: But you get 10% off vests. That's something.