[fantasy scene: college-era Ted and Marshall imagine what 2003 will be like:]
Marshall: Hey, Ted. Sweet hair.
Ted: I told you it would eventually stop growing out and start growing down.
Marshall: Anyway, I'm just working on designing yet another skyscraper. And I'm carrying this briefcase because now I'm a successful lawyer...
[college era:]
Marshall: I like that. Can I make one adjustment?
[fantasy:]
Marshall: With a cool mustache.