Ted: In a city of eight million people, you happened to walk into the club where she works? Maybe it's destiny.
Barney: No, Destiny strips at The Melon Patch. They're people, Ted; try to keep them straight. Wait a minute. What if this is destiny?
Ted: I just said...
Barney: What if the universe is throwing us in each other's path for some reason?
Ted: More or less exactly what I...
Barney: I don't care what you say, this is destiny! Damn it, Ted! Why can't you ever root for love?