Ted: Wait, wait, wait. You slept with her?
Barney: I know, I know. I'm late on sending the pictures. I've been swamped.
Ted: You like Quinn.
Barney: I...
Ted: That's why you can't stop "complaining" about her. That's why you just tanked our chance with these sl... lovely innocent flowers.
Woman: I don't even care where we go, but I hate doing it on the ground.
Ted: Barney, do you know why I'm on the Drunk Train on Valentine's Day? Because I have nothing better to do. No one I can't stop thinking about. So if you feel something for Quinn, go for it. Because you're wasting your time here. We both are.
Barney: I don't like Quinn!