Quote from Barney in The Drunk Train
Ted: What are you doing? Barney: If the top speed of the Drunk Train is 73 miles per hour, and you factor in an aggregate of 32 boobs per car, 28 of which are motorboatable, and you divide that... No, no, no! This is all wrong! It should be so simple! I mean, it's the Drunk Train! Ted: My God! It's been right in front of us the whole time. [title: "Get drunk"] Both: Get drunk. Ted: Yeah. Barney: Of course. Good circling, Ted. Ted: This ain't my first word search.