Ted: For the last time, I'm sorry.
Barney: It's okay. Your debt is paid. You don't have to come on the Drunk Train anymore. You're never gonna meet the one there, anyway.
Ted: Oh, screw the one!
Barney: What?
Ted: Every date I've been on lately has been brutal. Last week, I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee. Plus, it's almost Valentine's Day, and I'm alone without anything close to a girlfriend. So... all aboard!