Lily: Every 30 seconds, there's another crisis that needs to be dealt with and I have to deal with it. This is... Oh, God. This is parenthood, isn't it?
Ted: So they say.
Lily: Okay, it's official. I thought I could do it, but I can't. No, Marshall's always at work. He's got to go back tonight. And I don't know if I can handle a life that's just one crisis after another.
Ted: Lily, listen to me. I'm gonna give you a little piece of...
Marshall: Gouda!
Lily: God.
Ted: Crisis?
Lily: Crisis.