Stripper Lily: We go to party in slaughterhouse. You come?
Robin: [inner monologue] Please, God, no.
Barney: [inner monologue] Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore.
New Marshall: [inner monologue] I can't believe Dr. Kevin doesn't remember me from our sessions three years ago.
Kevin: [inner monologue] Is that the lunatic that stabbed all those prison guards?
Ted: [inner monologue] We gotta hit that party! I'll never find love. [out loud] We got to hit that party!
All: Sweet.