Barney: Remember her?
Future Ted: [v.o.] So, a while back, we discovered the most amazing thing: Lily had a doppelganger who was a Russian stripper.
Barney: Look at her, Ted. She's just like old, less-good Lily, but instead of bossing us around, she shows us her boobs.
Stripper Lily: No touching.
Barney: Okay, a little bossing us around. I call her Better Lily.
[Russian-style "How I Met Your Mother" credits roll]