Quote from Barney in 46 Minutes
Barney: Ted, stop pining over Marshall and Lily. Have some self-respect. Now, put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with... Ted: Barney! Barney: Wh-what? Ted: I'm allowed to miss them, okay? They're my two best friends. Barney: I'm your two best friends!