Barney: Oh, my God!
Robin: [on TV] This is Robin Scherbatsky filling in for Sandy Rivers. You know, America, tonight I've been groped, stepped in puke and until 10 minutes ago had no idea I would be on national television.
Kevin: That's my girl.
Robin: But that's the magic of New Year's. When that clock strikes midnight, we all get a fresh start. And I don't know about you, but I could really use one. And that magic moment starts in ten... nine...
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night became a turning point in Robin's career. But we'll get to that.