Ted: I've always envisioned Puzzles as a literary salon, where Gotham's intelligentsia hold court on art, philosophy and literature.
Barney: Great. And while you're distracting the nerds and fatties, I'll be in the VIP room getting it in.
Ted: Uh, yeah, dude, I don't know where you got a velvet rope, but you can't use my room for anonymous sex. I'm kind of a neat freak that way.